1. Women want to have their own young. A middle-aged women go to the hospital to see the doctor, when the doctor asked her age,Children, she said just two years old.
Doctor listening to this, wrote in the medical certificate --- articulate clearly, loss of memory.
2. A man bitten by a dog in the street a little, pain whining. People quickly called an ambulance to his dressing, injections of rabies vaccine. He watched the blood slowly oozing from the gauze to the inside, suddenly and laughed. --- Doctor glanced at him and bitten by a dog, and you happy? --- I am happy ah man said, doctor! Fortunately, I have no socks, do not bite or bad? This mean that I bought a new pair of socks!